Here’s The Thing – Mortal Lock Friday, You Dig?

By Stephen Thomas (@15Stephen15)
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It’s Mortal Lock Friday everybody, which means one thing – you’d better have your bacon wrapped chicken wing game in high gear, because we’ve got the pedal to the metal and we’re …. OK, that’s kind of stupid, to use a saying from so long ago. Not unusual for me, mind you, but stupid nonetheless. Let’s just say it’s Mortal Lock Friday, so you should all sit back and take copious notes on the infallible sports predictions I am about to pass your way, and that’s the facts, Jack. [Read more…]

The PSDC Best Bet: Week Six

Here at Project Shanks.com, we are committed to covering sports. And watching sports. And most importantly, winning money on sports. With that in mind, this season we’re debuting a new feature.

We proudly present…the Project Shanks.com Best Bet.

Get-Money

Every week, we’ll pore over the spreads, check the ever-shifting lines, and come up with our best idea on the one game that we’re completely, absolutely, 100% certain about. Each one of our writers will give you their favorite of the week, and explain in brief why this game is their sure-fire lock for the weekend, the one they feel comfortable betting their car payment on. [Read more…]

Here’s The Thing – Mortal Lock Breakup: It’s Not Me, It’s YOU

By Stephen Thomas (@15Stephen15)
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Friends and lovers, we need to talk. Now, normally when someone tells you “We need to talk,” it’s because they’re about to break up with you, and they give you the old “It’s not you, it’s me.” Well folks, let me just say: It’s you. Yes, I might break up with you because it’s come to my attention that some of you are not gambling your paychecks and kids inheritance on my Mortal Lock Friday picks. You selfish bastards! [Read more…]

The PSDC Best Bet: Week Five

Here at Project Shanks.com, we are committed to covering sports. And watching sports. And most importantly, winning money on sports. With that in mind, this season we’re debuting a new feature.

We proudly present…the Project Shanks.com Best Bet.

Get-Money

Every week, we’ll pore over the spreads, check the ever-shifting lines, and come up with our best idea on the one game that we’re completely, absolutely, 100% certain about. Each one of our writers will give you their favorite of the week, and explain in brief why this game is their sure-fire lock for the weekend, the one they feel comfortable betting their car payment on.

Reid Kerr: Falcons -3.5 over New Orleans. The Saints play like drunken tourists at home, and Atlanta is undefeated. This seems like a trap game, so I’m walking right into it.

Tony James: People should start fading these but I’m sticking with betting against Mike Vick. I’ll take the class of the NFL only giving -3 at Pittsburgh.

Chris Stuckey: Colts +10 over Patriots. I’ll take a home team getting 10 points at home all day, errday.

Here’s The Thing – Mortal Lock Parents Weekend

By Stephen Thomas (@15Stephen15)
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Friday is here, which means you can stop going to that place you don’t like where you’ve worked all week, and take the money you’ve earned and do stuff you love on the weekend! Unless of course you’re a parent, and then you have to take that money and use it to go do even more stuff you don’t like, except now it involves soccer games for six year olds, talking bears interacting with three year olds, and questioning life choice after life choice. What can you do to make this better? Gamble on sports! [Read more…]

The PSDC Best Bet: Week Four

Here at Project Shanks.com, we are committed to covering sports. And watching sports. And most importantly, winning money on sports. With that in mind, this season we’re debuting a new feature.

We proudly present…the Project Shanks.com Best Bet.

Get-Money

Every week, we’ll pore over the spreads, check the ever-shifting lines, and come up with our best idea on the one game that we’re completely, absolutely, 100% certain about. Each one of our writers will give you their favorite of the week, and explain in brief why this game is their sure-fire lock for the weekend, the one they feel comfortable betting their car payment on. [Read more…]

Here’s The Thing – Mortal Lock DeLorean Friday

By Stephen Thomas (@15Stephen15)
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Gather ‘round, my friends. It’s time for Uncle Stephen to enlighten you all with another amazing tale from the future. No, I haven’t recently driven a DeLorean 88 MPH near the Lone Pine Mall, it’s just that another weekend slate of football games, both paid professional and paid collegiate, is upon us, which means it’s time once again for Mortal Lock Friday! [Read more…]

The PSDC Best Bet: Week Three

Here at Project Shanks.com, we are committed to covering sports. And watching sports. And most importantly, winning money on sports. With that in mind, this season we’re debuting a new feature.

We proudly present…the Project Shanks.com Best Bet.

Get-Money

Every week, we’ll pore over the spreads, check the ever-shifting lines, and come up with our best idea on the one game that we’re completely, absolutely, 100% certain about. Each one of our writers will give you their favorite of the week, and explain in brief why this game is their sure-fire lock for the weekend, the one they feel comfortable betting their car payment on. [Read more…]

The PSDC Best Bet: Week Two

Here at Project Shanks.com, we are committed to covering sports. And watching sports. And most importantly, winning money on sports. With that in mind, this season we’re debuting a new feature.

We proudly present…the Project Shanks.com Best Bet.

Get-Money

Every week, we’ll pore over the spreads, check the ever-shifting lines, and come up with our best idea on the one game that we’re completely, absolutely, 100% certain about. Each one of our writers will give you their favorite of the week, and explain in brief why this game is their sure-fire lock for the weekend, the one they feel comfortable betting their car payment on. [Read more…]

Here’s The Thing – Everybody’s Workin’ For The Mortal Lock Friday

By Stephen Thomas (@15Stephen15)
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More sports! More couch! More bacon! These are weekend things, things which should be guaranteed to all in The Constitution! Weekend things are the best, even if you can do them during the week – admit it, weekend football is better than Thursday Night Football. By A LOT. Oh, the weekend also brings with it Mortal Lock Friday. [Read more…]

The PSDC Best Bet: Week One

Here at Project Shanks.com, we are committed to covering sports. And watching sports. And most importantly, winning money on sports. With that in mind, this season we’re debuting a new feature.

We proudly present…the Project Shanks.com Best Bet.

Get-Money

Every week, we’ll pore over the spreads, check the ever-shifting lines, and come up with our best idea on the one game that we’re completely, absolutely, 100% certain about. Each one of our writers will give you their favorite of the week, and explain in brief why this game is their sure-fire lock for the weekend, the one they feel comfortable betting their car payment on.

We’ll keep records all season long so you can figure out which of our writers you trust, and which ones you want to yell at on Twitter.

Johnny Griffith: Miami (-7) over Jacksonville – Miami squeaked by the Columbia Indigenous Peoples last week but that’s no reason to assume that the Ferocious Felines of North Florida stand a chance to stay within two scores in this contest. Miami gets Miller going early, Tannehill looks like the potential top 5 QB he is this week, and a boy named Suh (Mr. Ndamukong if you’re nasty) says good Knight to Blake Bortles. [Read more…]

Here’s The Thing – FINISH YOUR BACON! It’s Mortal Lock Friday…

By Stephen Thomas (@15Stephen15)
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It’s the end of the week once again, faithful friends and unwilling taxi cab listeners, which means it’s time for “The Three R’s”: Rest, Relaxation and … Rrrrwatching football! (I almost went “Rrrreating bacon snacks” there, but it sounded like “reheating bacon,” and the thought of someone not immediately finishing all of the bacon that was prepared is far too infuriating to use in a happy-go-lucky broadcast like mine. Oh, it’s also Mortal Lock Friday. [Read more…]