Johnny Griffith

Name: Johnny “B.M.F” Griffith

Height: Mike Tyson
Weight: 12.1429 stone
Spouse: Gina “B.A.” Griffith

Hometown:  Johnny Robinson
Current Place of Residence:  Green Day, 3rd Album, 4th Track
High School(s) Attended: Marty Booker
College(s) Attended:  John Thomas Griffith, Rudy Robbins, Lyle Alzado

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Website(s): ProjectShanks.Com

NFL team:  New Orleans Saints
NBA team: Meh
MLB team: New York Yankees
NHL team: Seriously?
Colleges: Louisiana State University
Athletes: Derek Jeter, Mariano Rivera, Bernie Williams, Drew Brees, Deuce McAllister, Rickey Jackson, Pat Swilling, Marques Colston, Archie Manning, Ron Guidry, Matt Mauck, Glenn Dorsey, Matt Flynn, John Stockton, Pete Maravich, Chris Jackson, Stanley Roberts
Sports Moments:  Cal Ripken breaking Lou Gherig’s record,  Jeter’s 3000th hit, David Cone’s perfect game, David Well’s perfect game, Mariano Rivera’s final home game, 2007 LSU football championship, 2003 LSU football championship, 2009 New Orleans Saints Championship
Favorite Fantasy Team Name: Bayou Crawdaddies

First sporting event attended: High school baseball game sometime back when the Atari 2600 was the gaming console of choice.
Favorite sporting event attended:  Everyone that my wife has ever gone with me to, and the Louisiana 2A state championship games of 1987, 1988, and 1999, Every sporting event my kids have played in.
Favorite Beer: 1554 by New Belgium Brewing Co.

Favorite Alcoholic Beverage:  Knob Creek Bourbon on the rocks with 3 pieces of averaged size ice or a Margarita on the rocks made with Herradura Silver, Grand Marnier, Fresh Squeezed Lime Juice, and Simple Syrup shaken and served with a twist of lime…a “Ginarita”
Favorite Cigar:  Liga Privada #9 by Drew Estates

Highest Bowling Score: 270 ish when I was taking my second semester of bowling in college, it’s been downhill ever since.
Personal Athletic Highlights: My agent says I can’t discuss this in public for free
Personal Highlights As A Douchebag: There are some roads you just don’t travel down twice.

Favorite Movie:  Pulp Fiction, The Longest Yard (Burt Reynolds not Adam Sandler), Dead Poets Society, Saving Private Ryan, The Matrix, Die Hard, Anything from Quentin Tarrantino, Joss Whedon, Jon Favreau, Martin Scorsese…okay so I like movies.
Favorite TV Show: Justified (it’s Olyphantastic), The Blacklist, Boston Legal, The A-Team, MacGuyver, Agents of Shield
Favorite Musician: David Gilmour, Dave Matthews, Warren Zevon, Sting, Stevie Wonder

Favorite Band: Pink Floyd, Rage Against the Machine, Foo Fighters, The Police, The Heavy, U2
Favorite Album: Delicate Sound of Thunder, Synchronicity, The Colour and the Shape, Rage against the Machine, The House that Dirt Built, The Joshua Tree
What’s Underrated? A quiet night on the back porch with a epic bourbon, a great cigar, and a priceless woman.
What’s Overrated? Basketball players entering the NBA after 1996; College football programs in Alabama, California, and Ohio; Extraneous stuff; Snow; and Cake (the confection, not the band).

If you were an athlete, what would your walk-up song be? “How you like me now?” By The Heavy