Reid’s Official Unofficial NFL Draft Timeline 2016: Smoke and Mirrors

By Reid Kerr
PSDC Offensive Coordinator

Two Weeks Before Draft Day: The newly-rechristened Los Angeles Rams pull off a huge trade with Tennessee, claiming the top spot in the draft. The city of Los Angeles responds by telling the Rams to draft Kobe.

One Week Before Draft Day: Cleveland trades with Philadelphia, giving the Eagles the number two spot in the draft. The Browns now have twelve picks in this year’s draft, which gives Browns fans hope that their team will take those choices and turn the team around. Sort of like last year when they also had twelve picks, won four fewer games, and fired their coach and general manager. Or in 2012 when they had eleven picks and also fired their coach and general manager. [Read more…]

Von Shining Moment: The Unofficial Official Super Bowl Fifty Timeline

Sunday, January 31, 2016 – Denver moves on to the Super Bowl in a thrilling win over New England that goes down to the final minute. Three hours later, Carolina advances with a win over Arizona so lopsided, Cam Newton plays the entire fourth quarter without a helmet, wearing a “Panthers NFC Champions” hat.

Monday, February 1, 2016 – The Panthers arrive in California, and Cam Newton’s pants trend on Twitter. And I don’t have a joke here, either. That’s actually what happened. [Read more…]

Dodgin’ The Draft 2015: The Official Unofficial NFL Draft Timeline

By Reid Kerr
PSDC Offensive Coordinator 

Draft Week, Monday, April 27, 2015: ESPN announces that Philadelphia is interested in trading up to Tennessee’s number two draft pick, but since they’ve already traded away their leading rusher and starting quarterback, all they have left to offer is this year’s twentieth pick, a quarterback with no knees, and a case of mismatched Nike shirts left over from Chip Kelly’s Oregon days.

Wednesday: News breaks that the Cleveland Browns have offered Tennessee both of their first round picks, since they weren’t going to be using them anyway. [Read more…]